Anonymous said: Any advice for a 2L who's gotten her fair share of interviews for next summer but is continually rejected after that? Things are looking a little hopeless....

Do you mean after screeners or after callbacks?

May want to reassess how you’re interviewing if you’re fairly sure they liked you on paper. You need tough love. Find someone who’ll tell you like it is. 

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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wentzslut:

LETS GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grades

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

Stickers for Law Jokes

First Place:

lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.

- alone-on-the-rope

This was a tie with an anonymous post…but as it was anonymous, you can’t really prove that it was you! :(

Second Place:

kvotheunkvothe said: A lawyer gets into a car accident and goes up to the Pearly Gates. She says, “But I’m too young to die!” St. Peter looks up from his tally sheet and says, “Well, according to your billing hours, you’re 142.”

Third Place:

What’s the difference between a lawyer and God? God doesn’t think he’s a lawyer.

- @notcreativeenoughfornames 

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